Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
