I'm drive I can fine osifer
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
These tits shall not be calmed
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
