talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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