Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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