Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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