cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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