Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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