That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
We need to rekindle our bromance
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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