i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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