dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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