is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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