I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
This house was built for laser tag.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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