He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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