ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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