actually, I'm a sock model
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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