google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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