I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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