Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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