i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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