I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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