we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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