Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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