6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Are my feet made of real feet?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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