my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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