You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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