with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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