haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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