Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
