The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You can't motorboat a personality
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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