look no pants
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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