When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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