well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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