Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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