have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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