I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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