I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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