No awkward lesbian experiences without me
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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