He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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