Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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