The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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