Duck Duck Cougar?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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