apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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