I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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