You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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