Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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