yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
