I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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