Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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