thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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