I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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