I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
there is puke in my bra ... again
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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