I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
