so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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