sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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