I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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