Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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